Rage Room Recollection

[Intro] For the record, the room was like that when we finished. [Verse 1] I don’t recall exactly when the banjo left my hand, but according to the drywall it was somewhere near the stand. There’s a keyboard by the doorway, missing letters F through Q, and a swivel chair in four locations where there formerly were two. We numbered all the photographs, reconstructed every throw, and found a piece of printer several impressive yards below. [Pre-Chorus] Psychosocial hazard rodeo, we log each flying page, we don’t bury the signal in the noise, we quantify the rage. Not in anger, but in light, we frame the blasted drum, we document the risk, then kick the drum and let the banjo run. [Chorus] Wasi River Rage session, best available account, there were several contributing factors and a frankly startling amount of hazards, controls, and banjo rolls where the old machine came through— Wasi River Rage reflection, here’s what happened at 2:02. [Verse 2] Direct cause: the sledgehammer. Contributing factor: Dell. The monitor performed as designed until it didn’t quite as well. A secondary impact changed its operational state, and the fax machine encountered something it could not accommodate. Safety glasses properly fitted, steel toes planted on the floor, containment stayed effective— though we did require a broom once more. [Chorus] Wasi River Rage recollection, sequence reasonably clear, the printer met the hammer at approximately here. No injuries were recorded, every hazard stayed controlled, and property destruction was the purpose, we’ve been told. [Breakdown] Wasi River Rage! Psychosocial hazard rodeo tonight! Hazards, controls, and banjo rolls all mapped in black and white. We don’t bury the signal in the noise, we write it line by line, not in anger, but in light we shout, then cross-check every sign. [Bridge] DIRECT CAUSE? Sledgehammer! CONTRIBUTING FACTOR? Printer! PPE? Satisfactory! CONTAINMENT? Good! INJURIES? None! PROPERTY DAMAGE? Extensive! OBJECTIVE? Achieved! [Banjo warning riff] [Verse 3] Root cause investigation found no mystery beneath: that printer had been a printer for an aggravating length. Corrective action recommended: source another obsolete piece of office infrastructure for the next time that we meet. Then somebody asked the question that concluded our review: “Did the designated control measure actually work for you?” [Dead stop] [Spoken] I no longer remember what I was mad about. Finding: Control effective. [Final Chorus] Wasi River Rage reflection, best evidence in sight, we turned our grief and daily stress into something that felt right. With hazards, controls, and banjo rolls, we kept the chaos true— not in anger, but in light we roared, and then we laughed at 2:02. Wasi River Rage recollection, we did what we had to do: we document the risk, then kick the drum— now the room looks good as new. [Outro] Banjo plink, fiddle scrape, river rolling out of view— Wasi River Rage remembered, and the rage remembers you.