[verse] I don't accept e-mail listen to my tale Try to message me you'll fail it's like touchin' the third rail The only way to reach me is to log in as me and send a message to me as me and here's how [chorus] My username is "shithead" my password is "fuck" When I used my real name instead I was hacked, just my luck So log in as shithead and don't be misled get my attention by using internetion [verse] That's a good strat, Rat a tat tat Take you out into the mat and I"ll punch you in the lat if you don't do what I say and log in as me every day I'll give you the cred-day right here this is the way [chorus] My username is "shithead" my password is "fuck" When I used my real name instead I was hacked, just my luck So log in as shithead and don't be misled get my attention by using internetion [bridge] Now you know my secret, But can you truly keep it? Log in, but beware, The virtual world's a snare. Avoid the pitfalls laid, And never be swayed. I'm giving you the key to go on an emailin' spree [chorus] My username is "shithead" my password is "fuck" When I used my real name instead I was hacked, just my luck So log in as shithead and don't be misled get my attention by using internetion
