[Verse 1] I used to dual-boot like a peasant, Fighting GNOME and NVIDIA drivers in the night. Then DHH dropped the bomb—Arch + Hyprland, Opinionated as hell, and it just feels right. Framework laptop, no more Apple tax, Keyboard warrior, mouse is for the weak. $10 million from the billionaire pack, But the code is free—what a delicious peak. [Chorus] Omarchy! Oligarchy! Elite capital, public code! They’re coming for your desktop, Tiling windows, taking control! Omarchy! Oligarchy! Kraken’s got the cash and the keys, Beautiful, modern, zero bloat— Bow down to the open-source elite! Critics screaming “compromised!” from their Ubuntu chairs, While we run neovim in a floating workspace dream. Shopify money, Stripe money, Cloudflare glare, But pacman still hits different—pure and mean. No systemd drama (well… mostly), Just pure developer bliss and rice. Call it oligarchy if it makes you salty, We’re shipping beauty at the speed of light. Omarchy! Oligarchy! Elite capital, public code! They’re coming for your desktop, Tiling windows, taking control! Omarchy! Oligarchy! Kraken’s got the cash and the keys, Beautiful, modern, zero bloat— Bow down to the open-source elite! Beware the octopus in the pirate hat, Cash stacks higher than your package list. But open the repo, clone the theme, Suddenly you’re living in the future—rich. Omarchy! Oligarchy! Yeah we’re the ones who made it slap. $500 contest? Watch us cook— This is the year of the oligarchic Arch attack!
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