[Verse] And my username Forgot that too Typed my dog’s name twice Yeah I can’t log into Typed my old email Try the one from school Sent the code to some address That I made in middle school [Pre-Chorus] Now it wants my high school mascot and my shoe size too Why you need that? Asking for my first pet’s TikTok and my favorite stew Who remembers that? Wants the street I learned to ride a bike in ‘92 How’s that help you? Pick the pictures where you see a traffic light or zoo Still says I’m a bot, doesn’t like my view [Chorus] When I just wanna reset my password Why do I have to go through all this? I just wanna reset my password There has gotta be a better way When I just wanna reset my password Enter captcha, fail the quiz I just wanna reset my password Typed it wrong and got locked out again today [Verse 2] Needs one capital One emoji too Three prime numbers And a symbol from the runic rune Can’t reuse the last Twenty that I knew Must include a foreign city And my favorite kind of shoe [Pre-Chorus] Now it sends a secret code to an app I never use Which phone has that? Says it texted me a number but my signal flew Guess I’ll wait on that Then it wants a call-back token from my old work crew Yeah I quit that Scan a QR from a printer that I gave to you I’m in my own house, locked out like new [Chorus] When I just wanna reset my password Why do I have to go through all this? I just wanna reset my password There has gotta be a better way When I just wanna reset my password Enter captcha, fail the quiz I just wanna reset my password Typed it wrong and got locked out again today [Bridge] Mother’s maiden name, but with an accent mark Favorite coffee shop I visited once after dark What’s the license plate you saw on a trip in May? What’s the song that you were humming on your seventh birthday? Name the cousin who was born on a Wednesday night Pick the photos where you see a blurry traffic light Tell us every single place that you have ever stayed Then confirm you are yourself with the code we never sent your way [Chorus] When I just wanna reset my password Why do I have to go through all this? I just wanna reset my password There has gotta be a better way When I just wanna reset my password Enter captcha, fail the quiz I just wanna reset my password Typed it wrong and got locked out again today