[Verse 1] The Mothman’s got a tuxedo on, though it’s ripping at the seams The Flatwoods Monster’s mixing drinks with a neon-glow of creams The guest list is a secret, the venue’s in a cave And if you’re not on the invite, you’re just a snack to save! The Jersey Devil’s spinning discs, he’s the DJ for the night While the Chupacabra’s checking if the strobe lamps are too bright. Watch out for the humans, got to stay out of sight! [Pre-Chorus] [Laughter! Cries!] Check your pulse, check the door We’re shaking up the forest floor! [Chorus] Now do the Cryptid Crash! Give it a little smash! Twist your tentacles, slide your scales Waggle those prehistoric tails! It’s the Monster Mash-up, the Hidden-Hollow Hop Once the rhythm hits your marrow, you can’t make the shaking stop! [Raaargh!] [Verse 2] Now the Loch Ness lass is gliding in, she’s a vision in the brine The Yeti’s brought the snowball punch, and the flavor is divine They’re doing the “Sighting Shuffle,” they’re doing the “Glitchy Glide” There’s nowhere for a human eye to possibly go and hide! The Bigfoot’s got a rhythm that’ll rattle every bone A sonic-boom of boogie that’ll shake a castle throne. [Bridge] (Wait—is that a flashlight?!) (Freeze!) (Don't let 'em see us!) (Okay, false alarm, it's just a glow-worm.) [Back to the beat!] [Guitar Solo - Distorted, surf-rock style] [Verse 3] The Wendigo is weaving through, he’s a skinny-minny ghost The Kraken’s in the punch-bowl, acting as the party host! They’ve got a brand new dance move, they call it “The Blurred-Face Blur” If you try to take a photo, all you get is a golden stir. No more hiding in the shadows, no more lurking in the pine Tonight the freak-flag’s flying and the monsters all align! [Chorus] Now do the Cryptid Crash! Give it a little smash! Twist your tentacles, slide your scales Waggle those prehistoric tails! It’s the Monster Mash-up, the Hidden-Hollow Hop Once the rhythm hits your marrow, you can’t make the shaking stop! [Outro] Slide to the left (Screech!) Slide to the right (Howl!) Keep it in the dark...(Moan!) Keep it out of sight...(Hiss!) [Whisper] See you in the woods. [Loud Crash] [Silence]
