v1 we once stood tall, peed for hours peed outside, peed in showers Back in the day, When we had to go, we just let it flow that way. chorus when I'd pee (back when I was a teen) when I'd pee (it came hard after a 40 or 3) when i'd pee don't stand so close to me v2 50 years pass like a kidney stone I don't stand, I sit on a broken throne prostate the size of a cantelope and a target that moves 'round and around and around..... v3 We used to run in the streets, We'd pee where we eat and somewhere along the way, behind restaurants and cars, strip joints and bars, when the beer flowed faster than me when I'd pee (it didn't matter to me) when I'd pee (let's see how far I can.....weeeeee) when i'd pee I once hit 30 feet v3 Had to watch for the man, he had other plans when I had to pee right away. Cuz 200 bills for an "indecent" spill, was more than I was willing to pay, When I pee When I pee (are you watching me?) when I pee. (bruh.....are you serious, right now? man I'll .........) (ONE gun-shot) (jus tap it twice.....anything more and you're....you know) solo bridge and the few times it snowed, oh how the inspiration flowed first our name, then a rose Rembrandt, Thoreau.... v Like a faucet clogged with slime, a prostate beyond it's time it drips if I sit or stand..... like a second hand.... when I pee it goes up it goes down, all around again. when I pee does the diaper make my butt look big when I pee If I shake it a bit too long when I pee Is that wrong when I pee (hmm...gotta write that number down) when I pee (aww, man....sorry about that, I wasn't lookin) where I pee (no man, it just shoots off in different direction) when I pee (cmon man, that's not necessary now, DON'T...OW...OOOWWW) when I pee (AHHHHHHH-HHHHH) when I pee (man, I'm sorry, it was an accident...no...NOOOOOO x4
