[Intro — Stuttering, building intensity] B-B-B-B-B-LENDER! [Verse 1] Blender starts up every day, spinning on his axis, never short on what to say, splitting hairs with axes. blender looks so nice, silver, hypnotic stare, but he wont think twice, don't put your hand near there! [Pre-Chorus] spinning, spinning pay the price always winning slice and dice [Chorus — Frantic, shouted] B-B-B-B-B-LENDER! BLENDER! REPEAT OFFENDER! BLENDER! NO RHYME OR REASON TO REMEMBER! BLENDER! REALITY BENDER! BLENDER! TEARING UP WHAT IS TENDER! B-B-B-B-B-LENDER! [Verse 2] a little bit of family, a little bit of work, every way a man can be, to make him go berserk. He throws a sorry in with blame, And calls the mixture fair, You try to tell him they're not the same, He says, "It's all in there!" [Pre-Chorus] spinning, spinning pay the price always winning slice and dice [Chorus] B-B-B-B-B-LENDER! BLENDER! REPEAT OFFENDER! BLENDER! NO RHYME OR REASON TO REMEMBER! BLENDER! REALITY BENDER! BLENDER! TEARING UP WHAT IS TENDER! B-B-B-B-B-LENDER! [Verse 3] There's pieces on the ceiling, There's fragments on the floor, He says, "It's just a feeling," Then reaches out for more. He can't tell love from anger, Can't tell a kiss from pain, He asks, "Where is the danger?" And pulls the switch again! [Bridge — Slower, darker, building] He drops his own reflection in, And waits to see it shine, The blades erase the last thin line, Between your face and mine. He's mixing up the right and wrong, The weak and the strong, He doesn't know what's going on, But the motor keeps running along! [Final Chorus — Twice, increasingly chaotic] B-B-B-B-B-LENDER! BLENDER! REPEAT OFFENDER! BLENDER! NO RHYME OR REASON TO REMEMBER! BLENDER! REALITY BENDER! BLENDER! TEARING UP WHAT IS TENDER! B-B-B-B-B-LENDER! BLENDER! REPEAT OFFENDER! BLENDER! NO RHYME OR REASON TO REMEMBER! BLENDER! REALITY BENDER! BLENDER! TEARING UP WHAT IS TENDER! [Outro — Stuttering, slowing to a stop] B-B-B-B-B-LENDER! Spinning, spinning... Slice and dice... B-B-B-B-B-LEN— [Motor cuts out]
