Poly-Boxual

[Intro – Male Voice 1, jazzy boom-bap] Yeah You know what it is OG on the bins, but I got boxes everywhere Sudbourne Road to Acre Lane Let’s go ⸻ [Verse 1 – Male Voice 1 (Roocat, Bragging)] Every box on this block, got my scent and my fur Big one for lounging, small one for purr Cardboard curves, velvet line, plastic sides I play the field—never could decide Parcels delivered, that’s a midnight feast Hop in, hop out, still never at peace From the butchers’ box to the one marked “Fragile” I keep my options open—yeah, that’s my style ⸻ [Chorus – Ensemble, Call-and-Response] Too many boxes, not enough cats Every single spot, yeah, I been where it’s at Poly-boxual, never looking back Too many boxes, not enough cats ⸻ [Verse 2 – Female Voice 1 (Vali, Feline Femme Fatale)] Silk-lined crate in the witch’s flat Sock stash box—yeah, I nap on that Laundry basket tryst, window box flirt I got boxes on the mind, can’t help but work I’m a collector—odd shapes, rare finds Stack ‘em up high, love ‘em all at one time Goth girl magic, queen of the stack I’ll love you tonight, but I’ll never unpack ⸻ [Chorus – Ensemble, Stronger] Too many boxes, not enough cats Why pick one, when you could have stacks? From the post room to the high street flats Too many boxes, not enough cats ⸻ [Verse 3 – Male Voice 2 (Hiccup, Laid-Back Greedy)] Slow to the party, but I squeeze on in If there’s room for a nap, then I’m down to begin Cardboard palace, Amazon cave I’ll nap anywhere, I’m bold, not brave Can’t tie me down—there’s adventure to chase Every box, every nap, it’s a marathon race If you’re looking for love, I might just pass But if you’re offering boxes, I’ll always say “yes” ⸻ [Bridge – Male Voice 1 & Female Voice 1, Back-and-Forth] Male Voice 1: Some cats loyal, got one box for life Female Voice 1: But why settle down when there’s new every night? Male Voice 1: Poly-box passion, yeah, that’s our thing Female Voice 1: Stack ‘em up tall—let’s see what fate brings ⸻ [Final Chorus – All Voices, Crowd Shout] Too many boxes, not enough cats Let ‘em all mingle, stack ‘em and chat Open door policy, let’s see who lasts Too many boxes, not enough cats ⸻ [Outro – Male Voice 1, Cool Whisper] So if you see me box-hopping, don’t take it to heart I got room for you, baby, you could play a part Boxes ain’t jealous—they just want love Poly-boxual life, that’s what we’re dreaming of