... [Verse 1] I once had a meal Or should I say ...it once had me I ordered some veal Is veal Norwegian? No It's just food ... [Verse 2] I asked her for bread She brought it to me and then she fled I ordered a steak I said it was rare and she said "Good" ... [Bridge - change of beat] And then she said "How 'bout a sweet for the end?" I told her "I don't think that I could" But I kept an open mind and she brought me a pie And I said "This is really good Norwegian food" [Verse 3] She told me with a smile, to come home to her place "It's a bed that's warm tonight" I said, "Thanks, I'd like that" and we walked under the blue moonlight [Verse 4] And then when I awoke I found my clothes smelled like veal That meal was no joke So I fired one up "Thank God For Norwegian food" ... ... [END]
