[spoken word][News Anchor] "Breaking news today, a devastating tornado has hit the main sewage treatment facility on the outskirts of town, causing widespread damage and creating a messy predicament for local residents. The scene is chaotic as crews work to contain the spillage and minimize the impact on the surrounding community. Stay tuned for updates as we bring you more information on this developing story." [Buildup] [Verse] Nasty wind, buildin' up steam, stinkin' drama Tornado touched down, smellin' that trauma Swirlin', whirlin', in a vortex flyin' feces Factory by the sewer, spinnin' the gross pieces [Verse 2] Hoppin' mad, lettin' loose that mighty dump Airborne horror, citizens in a funk Poopocalypse born, sky lookin' brown Mother Nature cacklin', droppin’ the sound [Bridge] Flying sideways, the sky’s rainin’ sludge, Poo particles smearin’ on my grudge. Turdnado terror, muck in the air, Holy crappin’ chaos, everywhere. [Chorus] Holy crap, turdnado up high Poop in the sky, how we gon’ survive? Takin' cover as the mess reigns down Neighborhood sludge, fecal battleground [Instrumental] [Verse 3] Gross gusts carry stench far and wide People chokin’, can’t hide from the grime Turdnado terror, funnel cloud formed Holy mess, neighborhood transformed [Verse 4] Skid marks rain, dirty wash from the air Brow nado rollin' without a care Gutter gushin’, all the sewer flow free We breathin’ that filth, prayin’ it flee [Bridge] Poopy parade, couldn't keep away Dumpster whirlwinds leadin' the decay Nasty little cyclone, gigglin' at the humans Foul gale force breakin’ our illusions [Chorus] Holy crap, turdnado up high Poop in the sky, how we gon’ survive? Takin' cover as the mess reigns down Neighborhood sludge, fecal battleground [Hard solo] [Verse 5] Gridlock traffic, those pipes blow, Shit splattered world, gurglin' low. Caught in the mire, stuck in the mud, Turd flashes make everyone shudder, flood. [Verse 6] Sky turn brown, wind whippin’ round, Factory spinnin’, poop on the ground. Turdnado touchdown, that sewer swirl, Murky madness, end of the world. [Bridge] When it is all over who can not be amazed at How quickly people came over from Hazmat Now the grass is greener on all the sides Never did anyone predict nature's fecal crime [Chorus] Holy crap, turdnado up high Poop in the sky, how we gon’ survive? Takin' cover as the mess reigns down Neighborhood sludge, fecal battleground [Solo] [Tone down] [Solo] [Final Chorus] Holy crap, turdnado up high Poop in the sky, how we gon’ survive? Takin' cover as the mess reigns down Neighborhood sludge, fecal battleground [Hard Solo] [Tone down] [End]
