Christmas Curse (Remastered)

[Verse 1] It’s Christmas morning, decked in fan gear, But every year, it’s the same ol’ cheer. “Maybe this time, we’ll turn it around!” Then we fumble, stumble, right to the ground. [Chorus] Oh, why can’t we win on Christmas day? When the tree lights twinkle, but we just play. Santa brings presents, but not for my team, Guess winning on Christmas is just a dream. [Verse 2] From kickoff to halftime, hopes rise high, Till we throw the ball to the other guy. Coach says, “This year, we’ll go all the way!” But by the fourth quarter, it’s slip-slidin’ away. [Chorus] Oh, why can’t we win on Christmas day? When the tree lights twinkle, but we just play. Santa brings presents, but not for my team, Guess winning on Christmas is just a dream. [Verse 3] The snow’s piling up, fans turn to go, Decked out in scarves, but the game’s just so-so. “Maybe next year!” they shout with cheer, But we’ve been sayin’ that for twenty years. [Verse 4] Dear Santa, can’t you lend us a score? Or at least let us tie—no, that’s asking for more. Just once, bring us a victory cheer, So we can stop cryin’ in our eggnog and beer.