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Apologies to Dr. Seuss

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[Intro] [fingerpicked acoustic guitar with alternating bass] [Verse 1] [baritone male vocals] Do beetles use needles to sew up their clothes? Do monkeys feel funky if you paint their toes? Do turtles jump hurdles when they come to shore? Do reindeer wear rain gear when it starts to pour? They're all silly questions, would you like some more? Do termites need flashlights when they're in the dark? Do guppies have puppies who'll scare off the sharks? Will lions use irons to flatten their mane? Yep, more silly questions, we're at it again. Do eagles think seagulls should stay out at sea? Can beavers be eager to climb up a tree? Do parrots eat carrots or rabbits eat seed? Will mongoose all run loose if not on a lead? They're all silly questions, yes they're silly indeed. [Whistling Solo] [whistling melody over acoustic guitar] [Verse 2] My mother and brother would get so upset When I'd ask them questions they wished I'd forget Like where did I come from and why's the sky blue? Then they'd offer answers I doubted were true. If you have that problem, my advice to you If you have that problem, then be silly too. [Outro] [whistling melody] [guitar ends on a final strum]