You Hung Up On Me

Hey Isss 'me 'again... Hello, iss, Isss 'me 'again...! You know who I am, you just called me. Then I called you back. You hung up on me!! (That was rude, by the way.) Ugh, "what do I want?" Wow. Okay. I just called to let you know… Isss 'me 'again!!! Still alive. Still thinking. Still... here! Still eating the same cereal, still naming my plants after your family members. (Your Aunt Carol is not doing well. Wilting. Like my patience.) Anyway. I saw a pigeon today that reminded me of you. Same energy. Same little side-eye. Majestic. Slightly haunted. Beautiful. And don’t freak out But I may have accidentally walked past your house. Four times. (Wasn’t stalking, just… orbiting.) I heard a laugh that "sounded like yours" So I followed it for, like, half a block Turned out to be a raccoon in a trash can. We shared a moment. I named him after you. Okay, okay, I’ll let you go. Unless you already hung up again. In which case, rude. Anyway… You know the drill. I’ll call again. Or maybe I already did! Check your other phone! Check under your bed! Just kidding. …Or am I? Isss 'me… Still me… Again.