[Intro] [Verse 1] There's a man behind a desk where the daylight never goes With a clipboard and a clip-on tie and dandruff on his clothes He's got a stapler made of plastic and a coffee mug that says "World's Best Manager" — he bought it for himself He counts the minutes that you're pissing, counts the seconds that you breathe Got a spreadsheet for your sick days and the holidays you leave He'll smile while he's screwing you, he'll shake your fucking hand Then he'll dock your pay for breathing 'cause that's how he runs the land [Chorus] Getting fucked over by the Boss Eat a dick, eat a dick Eat a dick from the hand Eat a dick, eat a dick Eat a dick on demand Eat a dick, eat a dick Eat a dick from the man Eat a dick, eat a dick 'Cause that's how he runs the land [Verse 2] He's the king of the carpark, he's the lord of the loo He's the prince of the printer when there's nothing else to do He's got framed certificates from courses that don't matter And a voice that gets a little bit louder, little bit fatter Every time a woman walks in, every time a young bloke cries Every time he gets to tell you something he knows is a lie He drives a leased car he can't afford, lives in a house he hates Got a wife who left in spirit somewhere back in '98 He's the smallest man in the biggest chair you've ever seen And he takes it out on you because you're everything he's never been [Pre-Chorus] But every empire crumbles, every tyrant takes a fall Every little Napoleon ends up staring at a wall And the workers, oh the workers, we remember every name And we're coming with the receipts and we're coming with the blame [Chorus] Getting fucked over by the Boss Eat a dick, eat a dick Eat a dick from the hand Eat a dick, eat a dick Eat a dick on demand Eat a dick, eat a dick Eat a dick from the man Eat a dick, eat a dick 'Cause that's how he runs the land [Bridge] Ohhhh — the paperwork was filed Ohhhh — the witnesses were called Ohhhh — the auditors arrived And the mighty, mighty, mighty had to faaaaaaall Ohhhh — they took away his keys Ohhhh — they took away his name Ohhhh — they took away his easy little game And they handed him to MEEEEEEEE [Final Chorus] Now he's working for ME, the Boss Eat a dick, eat a dick Eat my dick from my hand Eat a dick, eat a dick On your knees like a man Eat a dick, eat a dick Eat it slow, understand Eat a dick, eat a dick 'Cause I'm the one in command [Outro] Who's the small man now? (EAT A DICK) Who's the big chair now? (EAT A DICK) Who's the kingdom now? (EAT A DICK) Who's the daddy now? (EAT A DICK)
