Spare me the pain, of these ladies that drain me. Far too sophisticated for these games they play. Ladies, with their smiles and their beauty.. Give me a big bottle of tequila, a real big one, let me feast upon this devil's juice. Jump on the Tequila-train! This ride is going to amazing places, at least back to my one bedroom apartment, If you ladies can handle it, jump onboard! jump onboard the tequila-train with me! Them ladies dancing, and laughing, carefree, singing into the night, about men and their wicked ways. about men and their wicked wayyys. I move like a Jaguar, espescially when loaded on the tequila and the bombadilla. The ladies gather around, shouting, waving, trying to make contact. But there is no connection to be found but one, between a man and his bottle. Tequilaaa, oh oh oh the liquid gold, It is so soothing, for my weary soul. but come here girl, and sit down, Let daddy-tequila show you around. Jump on the Tequila-train! This ride is going to amazing places, at least back to my one bedroom apartment, If you ladies can handle it, jump onboard! jump onboard the tequila-train with me!
