I think I’m turning Lebanese I think I’m turning Lebanese, I really think so, I’ve got my hummus and tabbouleh, And I never want to let it go! I think I’m turning Lebanese, My hair’s getting too long, Every family meal’s a feast, And we argue ‘bout everything all night long! [Chorus] I think I’m turning Lebanese! I might be getting too proud, Telling all my friends, "Don’t be late!" Or we’ll never get to eat the camel out loud! I think I’m turning Lebanese, Got the baddest driving skills, Honking down the busy street, No seat belt dinging alarm on repeat With a dash of " Allah hu ackbar" for thrills! I think I’m turning Lebanese, Drinking coffee all day, Bitter strong like my opinions, And I’ll share them with you anyway! [Chorus] I think I’m turning Lebanese! Lebanese, it’s true, From my dirka dirka to my dance moves, You’ll see my jihadi shining through!