[Intro - slide guitar moan] [Verse 1] I been runnin' the same seal since the season began Got the calluses to prove it, got the cramp in my hand They say the drop is random — well, the random hates my guts I've opened up a thousand and I've got six kinds of nuts [Chorus] I been grindin' for that seal, lord — six charm slots She got hers on a Tuesday... I got squat Roll the bones a thousand times and come up short Six charm slots, baby... gonna grind till I rot [Verse 2] She just logs in once a week, kinda casual, kinda calm First run of the season — boom — six slots in her palm Meanwhile I'm the data scientist, I built a spreadsheet, made a chart The chart said "you'll be fine" — well, the chart broke my heart [Chorus] I been grindin' for that seal, lord — six charm slots She got hers on a Tuesday... I got squat Roll the bones a thousand times and come up short Six charm slots, baby... gonna grind till I rot [Bridge - building] And the funny thing about it — when it finally dropped for me I'd forgotten what I wanted it for... I just wanted to be free But I held that sixth slot up to the light, and lord, I cried Not 'cause it was worth it... 'cause I finally, FINALLY, qualified [Outro] Six charm slots... six charm slots... Tell my wife I said... she got lucky. (she'll know. she always knows.) [End]
