Ā© 2026 #ByDOTš„ ā All Rights Reserved This is part of a private Challenge on ByDOT server. Theme: A Piece of Clothing Genre: Teen Pop //HUSBAND, WHAT THE SOCK?! ā ByDOTš„ [INTRO] Pssst! Girls! Wanna hear a secret? Ooooh! Spill it! It's about my husband's... Sooks! EWWW! What about those socks? Please I don't wanna hear! Na-na-na-na-NAAAAH! [VERSE 1] Behind the sofa, what do I see? A stinky little sock staring back at me! Oh, how LOVELY! How DIVINE! Another dirty sock of MINE?! NOT YOURS, GIRL! HIS! HIS! HIS! On the floor and under the bed, On his desk beside his head! Behind the backrest, tucked away, Another sock! HOO-RAY! HOO-RAY! A sock parade! A sock parade! [PRE-CHORUS] Awww, poor little baaaby! Can't find his laundry basket? Does he need a little MAP?! A grown-up SOCK INSTRUCTION APP?! You're a GROWN MAN! GROWN MAN! G-R-O-W-N! Sock! Sock! Sock! SOCK! Seriously, darling?! [CHORUS] HUSBAND! WHAT THE SOCK?! You're a grown man ā WHAT A SHOCK! Here! There! EVERYWHERE! Dirty socks in my favourite chair! HUSBAND! WHAT THE SOCK?! Does your little brain go TICK-TOCK?! You're so clever, you're so smart! SO WHY CAN'T YOU DO THIS PART?! [POST-CHORUS] Na-na-na-na-NAAAAH! You're a grown man, TRA-LA-LA! Sock-sock! Tick-tock! HUSBAND, WHAT THE SOCK?! āOhhh, I don't know where they gooo!ā REALLY?! How AMAZING. [VERSE 2] One on the desk, one on the floor, Guess who's found another FOUR?! CONGRATULATIONS! WHAT A SKILL! Your talent gives me SUCH a thrill! Left one here, threw one there, Did you think they'd disappear?! Oh, sweet darling, what a shame, Your socks are winning at this game! Oooh! Aaaah! WHAT A STAR! He throws his socks SO VERY FAR! [PRE-CHORUS 2] There's a basket! It's RIGHT THERE! Not the floor! Not the chair! Do we need to hold your HAAAAAND?! SO YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAAAAAND?! Awww, poor baby! Poor little baby! Can't find the basket? MAYBE! MAYBE! Oh, grow UP! [CHORUS] HUSBAND! WHAT THE SOCK?! You're a grown man ā WHAT A SHOCK! Here! There! EVERYWHERE! Dirty socks in my favourite chair! HUSBAND! WHAT THE SOCK?! Does your little brain go TICK-TOCK?! You're so clever, you're so smart! SO WHY CAN'T YOU DO THIS PART?! [INSTRUMENTAL BREAK] [BRIDGE] So... I asked him. And WHAT did he say?! āI don't knooooow!ā Poor little YOU! Can't find the basket! Can't find the way! Shall we call your MOM today?! Such a BIG, BIG BABY! Ohhh, dear husband... We love you sooooo... BUT YOUR SOCKS HAVE GOT TO GO! Not on the sofa! Not in the chair! Not on your DESK! NOT EVERYWHERE! [FINAL BUILD] WHERE DO THEY GO?! WHERE DO THEY GO?! IN THE BASKET! IN THE BASKET! CAN YOU SAY IT?! IN! THE! BASKET! HUSBAND! WHAT THE SOCK?! [FINAL CHORUS] HUSBAND! WHAT THE SOCK?! (WHAT THE SOCK!) You're a grown man ā WHAT A SHOCK! (OH PLEASE!) Here! There! EVERYWHERE! Dirty socks in my favourite chair! HUSBAND! WHAT THE SOCK?! This ridiculous mess has GOT to STOP! You're a grown man, play your part! PUT YOUR SOCKS AWAY, SWEETHEART! [OUTRO] Girls? Guess what I found. NOOOOO! Another sock... behind the sofa. AGAIN?! HUSBAND! WHAT THE SOCK?! --- Ā© 2026 #ByDOTš„ ā All Rights Reserved š« **All rights reserved.** No unauthorized copying, redistribution, remixing, re-uploading or commercial use without permission from #ByDOTš„.
