[Intro – groovy reggae bassline, funky guitar chops, relaxed rap beat] Yeah man… Munich vibes… Tea time meets Wiesn Hoibe… [Verse 1 – reggae rap flow] I met a British man walkin’ down the street He said, “Excuse me sir, is this where cultures meet?” I said, “Grias di mei Freind, wos mechstn sehn?” He said, “The Oktoberfest! And do they serve Five O’Clock Tea?” Do muass i locha mit mein Mass Bier in da Hand I said, “Tee? Auf da Wiesn? Jo bist leicht narrisch wordn” But he smiled real big with his tourist charm “Lead the way, my friend, no need for alarm.” [Pre-Chorus – funky off-beat guitar, reggae skank] He said, “I love your culture, but I’m thirsty, you see…” I said, “Dann vergiss den Tee und sauf a Maß mit mia!” [Chorus – melodic reggae-funk hook] O’zapft is, my friend, come follow me Heut gibts koan Tee, dafia gibts mi From England to Bavaria, let the vibes run free Auf dem Oktoberfest, gibts koan Brexit niet [Instrumental Hit – brass stabs, funky drum fill] [Verse 2 – Bairisch rap-funk mix] Hea zua, i sog da, wia’s lafft bei uns do Da Engländer schaugd, sei Mund steht weit offa so I sog: “Bua, do gibt’s koa Tee um Fimfe, host mi?” Er sogt: “Oh dear… really? No tea? Not even lightly?” I lach wieder, sog: “Na, aber Maß hamma gnua!” Er sogt: “A liter of beer? That’s outrageous, woo!” I schau’n o, sog: “Bruda, jetzt wern ma no warm – komm mit in’s Zelt, do kriagst a boar Leut in d’Arm!” [Pre-Chorus – groovy bounce] Er sogt: “This place is brilliant! Such hospitality!” I sog: “Nana, des is koa Spital nit!” [Chorus – upbeat reggae-funk] O’zapft is, my friend, come follow me Heut gibts koan Tee, dafia gibts mi From England to Bavaria, let the vibes run free Auf dem Oktoberfest, gibts koan Brexit niet [Bridge – smooth reggae breakdown, spoken style] From London to Munich we mix the beat Tea cups and beer mugs finally meet Different worlds but the same heartbeat On the Wiesn dancefloor, life feels complete [Final Chorus – full funk-reggae brass section] O’zapft is, my friend, come follow me Heut gibts koan Tee, dafia gibts mi From England to Bavaria, let the vibes run free Auf dem Oktoberfest, gibts koan Brexit niet [Outro – funky bassline fading, playful whistle]
