[Intro] [Acoustic Guitar Intro - Complex Math Folk Riffs in 7/8 Time] [Walking Melodic Bassline Enters] [Virtuoso Alpine Yodel Accent] (Yodel-ay-hee-hoo) [Verse 1] Safe as houses, mate, I’m the king of the crag Forget the chewing tin cans and the mountain-side swag I’ve got a fleece so soft it’ll make your nan weep I’m the Alpine Casanova, I don’t ever do sleep Started in Newport with a tracksuit and a dream Now I’m in the snowy peaks, the cream of the cream I’m a physical passion professional, look at the horns I’ve been breaking hearts since the day I was born I charge Five Hundred Swiss Francs for a rub of the chin Slide into the meadow, let the session begin. [Chorus] He’s the mountain goat, the lover, the Swiss sensation Providing carnal service to the entire nation [Virtuoso Alpine Yodeling Solo] (He’s got the bells, he’s got the musk) From the break of the dawn till the dying of the dusk. [Verse 2] I’m doing math-folk riffs while I’m scanning the slope Giving all the lonely nannies a glimmer of hope I don’t want your grass, I don’t want your clover Just a bottle of Kirsch and the night to be over Met a chamois named Helga near the Matterhorn base She said, "Gunter, your fleece is a total disgrace" I said, "Listen here darling, I’m a high-class stud" I’ve got rhythm in my hooves and fire in my blood I’m Sixty Nine percent fluff and the rest is pure grit The Goldie Lookin’ Goat, man, this is the hit. [Bridge] [Complex Math-Folk Instrumental Break] [Walking Bass Solo with Slaps] [Fast Rap Section] One Thousand, Two Hundred and Thirty Two feet high I’m the only horny devil that can touch the sky I’m a professional, baby, keep the meter running My yodel is legendary and my musk is quite stunning. [Chorus] He’s the mountain goat, the lover, the Swiss sensation Providing carnal service to the entire nation [Extended Virtuoso Yodeling Outro] (He’s the goat, he’s the goat, he’s the goat) [Outro] [Acoustic Guitar Fades with Intricate Fingerpicking] [Final Walking Bass Flourish] Check the pedigree, mate. Switzerland’s finest. (Yodel-ay-hee-hoo) [End]
