Hey Dave Mix

I know a gal she’s a real heifer She was mounted by a bull, and then he left her She had a calf and this is the deal I think for dinner, I’m gonna have me some veal I met a girl out in Texas married five times., she had a lot of exes She treat them like pigs and this was a deal When she made dinner, she made them all squeal A man behind McDonald’s was digging in the dumpster I gave him 10 dollars for some fries and a burger I waited outside and this was a deal, I mugged him in the alley and stole his happy meal. The other day my friend fell out of a tree A branch caught his trousers and ripped them free He fell headfirst into a barrel and what did I see Two cheeks and a brown eye staring at me Friday night I’m going out on a date I jumped in my truck., I don’t wanna be late I’m taking her out for a fancy treat, Cow tongue soup with pickled pigs' feet My neighbors are Amish and they ride by horse and buggy The women are fertile, the kids are kind of ugly They don’t wear deodorant and real sweaty, but they make the best toe jam and armpit jelly There was a stud bull, he used to rule the pasture Came out of the closet, now he thinks he’s a her Everyone thought he was the Burger King But now prances around like a real Dairy Queen