----------------------- NDC BINGO 2026 Genre: R&B Funk Theme: Banana Split ----------------------- -------------------------------------------------- Counter cold... Clock goes tick... tick... Chrome spoons glimmer, waiting... waiting... (hmm...) Everybody breathing... Nobody rushing... -------------------------------------------------- "Banana Split! Lickety-split!" Barked like a boss with a battering bit—(hey!) Sharp words slice, but sweetness won't sit, A tongue can crack before a cherry is lit. -------------------------------------------------- Silence... settles... thick as cream... The room don't bend to a brittle dream. Fast ain't first when grace ain't seen... (Oooh...) -------------------------------------------------- Kindness comes before the cone, Please can build what pride can't own. Sweet words bloom where seeds are sown... "Oooh... kindness..." -------------------------------------------------- He huffed, He puffed, He doubled the volume—(come on!) But louder ain't larger, And thunder can't sweet-talk the dawn. Demand met delay... Echo met empty display. -------------------------------------------------- An old soul smiled... Eyes calm as Sunday rain. "Excuse me... Could I please..." The room held its breath... (Ohhh...) -------------------------------------------------- Could I please... Could I please... Have a Banana Split? (Woo!) Now every smile's another spoonful, Every "thank you" fills the roomful. Honeyed hearts beat lickety-split, When humble lips and hope commit. Courtesy cascades... Cascade... cascade... cascade... -------------------------------------------------- Please... (Please...) Thank you... (Thank you...) Funny how five little letters Can flavor forever... (mmm...)
