[Verse 1] He's our lord in the firmament, a bastion in our eyes, a champion of humanity our glory and our pride. There is but one who stands above all mankind, a 1992 Dodge Shadow with a human mind. [Verse 1] Ohhhh Sterling Heights Michigan at the old assembly plant, a car was made on one day and we thought that was that, but then a worker hit his head and his brain did fall, out of his body and into the Dodge Shadow [Chorus] And blessed be the day! As our savior was born! For this was no mere shadow, it was our newfound lord! The brain had found a body, the body found a mind, and both they worked together, to live for all known time! [Verse 3] He brings us peace and charity and never fear or doubt. He revs his engines late at night and keeps the traffic down. He guards the schools from bicycles and knocks them off the road, and sometimes he directs traffic and makes us all drive slow! [Spoke Word: I can't believe i've been working there two weeks] [Repeat Chorus]
