**Verse 1: [Spoken-word style, cynical delivery, anxious]** For years I wanted myself a black cat, Not a black and white, I already did that. I wanted a Halloween buddy to love, A spooky cat to call my freaky little bud. But here comes Eben, with his glossy fur, Thought he’d be my friend, now it’s just a blur. He runs away, that little furry brat, Every time I reach for him, he’s gone like that. **Chorus: [Explosive, high-energy, belted vocals, layered harmonies]** Is Ebenezer biting you? Yes he is, what the hell! Eben why you gotta be such a bitch, can’t you tell? Eben is the pooper! Watch your step around him, Meow meow meow! Yeah we get it, get over yourself, my friend. **Verse 2:[Spoken-word style, cynical delivery, anxious]** He curls up on my lap, looks so sweet, Then he takes a swipe, puts me in defeat. I treat him like a king, give him love and care, But every time I try, he just leaves me in despair. Why’s he always hiding, and why’s he always mad? Can't stand the tension, it’s driving me bad. I wanted loyalty, but all I get is fright, Each time I reach for him, it turns into a fight. **Chorus: [Explosive, high-energy, belted vocals, layered harmonies]** Is Ebenezer biting you? Yes he is, what the hell! Eben why you gotta be such a bitch, can’t you tell? Eben is the pooper! Watch your step around him, Meow meow meow! Yeah we get it, get over yourself, my friend. **Bridge:[Theatrical instrumental break, xylophone solo, dissonant chords]** Ow why, even why? I can’t understand the reasons he defies. Heartbroken by this feline, so proud and aloof, Every little bite just adds to my grief, Stressed out, confused, it’s a rollercoaster ride, Wanted a buddy, not this wild feline. **Verse 3:[Spoken-word style, cynical delivery, anxious]** I love my black cat, but it’s hard to explain, How he fills me with joy and drives me insane. I wanted a friend, but he’s bringing me low, Is this how it goes, just a life full of woe? When evening falls, and shadows creep, I wonder why my love never runs deep. I’ll keep holding on, hoping for the day, When Eben’s just a cuddler, not running away. **Chorus: [Explosive, high-energy, belted vocals, layered harmonies]** Is Ebenezer biting you? Yes he is, what the hell! Eben why you gotta be such a bitch, can’t you tell? Eben is the pooper! Watch your step around him, Meow meow meow! Yeah we get it, get over yourself, my friend. **Outro:[Frenetic build-up, sudden stop] ** Yeah we get it, get over yourself, my friend, Is Ebenezer biting you? The struggle won’t end. I love this black cat, but he’s such a tease, One day I’ll break through, and he’ll finally see, Is Ebenezer biting you? Yes he is... what the hell!
