[Intro - Hyped, ad-libs over bouncy banjo riff] Yeah! Squirrel Master! Not your keys... (not your crypto!) Let's go! [Verse 1 - Squirrel Master, bouncy conversational flow, banjo riff driving] Platform frozen, door locked up, yeah I heard the news (heard it!) They say "trust us," I say "nah," I done paid my dues (paid it!) Cold storage on my desk, that's the only move I make Seed phrase in my head, ain't no cloud, ain't no mistake Hardware wallet clicked, I don't gotta say it twice They can rug it, they can vanish, ain't gon' touch my slice Keys in my hand, that's the only law I need (that's the law!) Not your keys, not your crypto — plant the seed! [Pre-Chorus - Building, ad-lib stacking] Cold storage, lock it down (lock it down!) Hardware wallet, no doubt (no doubt!) Here we go— [Chorus - Big anthemic chant, simple and repetitive, banjo hook + 808 bounce] Not your keys, not your crypto! (hey!) Lock it up, lock it up! (hey!) Not your keys, not your crypto! (hey!) Squirrel Master don't ever fold! [Verse 2 - Squirrel Master, gravelly and hyped, banjo riff double-time] Watched 'em fall, watched the tickers all turn red (turn red!) Founders gone, wallets frozen, that's what they said Ain't no sympathy when the whole exchange dip Twelve words on a metal plate, that's my only grip Don't need your app, don't need your trust, don't need your name Cold as the vault, calculated, still the same Give me my keys and I'm good, that's the only trade (only trade!) Not your keys, not your crypto — that's the way! [Pre-Chorus] Cold storage, lock it down (lock it down!) Hardware wallet, no doubt (no doubt!) Here we go— [Chorus] Not your keys, not your crypto! (hey!) Lock it up, lock it up! (hey!) Not your keys, not your crypto! (hey!) Squirrel Master don't ever fold! [Bridge - Half-spoken over stripped beat, then beat slams back in] Listen close — a password ain't a key A promise from a stranger ain't collateral Custody is control... and control don't fold! [Verse 3 - Squirrel Master, hyped and confident, banjo riff back full speed] Mined it with my paws, kept it locked up steel-tight (steel-tight!) Ain't about to hand it over, ain't about that life Custodial for the careless, self-custody for real BathWater in my cup, that's how I seal the deal They ask why I'm paranoid, I ask why you not (why you not!) History repeat itself, watch 'em lose the plot Every coin I hold stays mine, that's the only rank (only rank!) Not your keys, not your crypto — check the bank! [Final Chorus - Biggest version, stacked ad-libs] Not your keys, not your crypto! (hey! hey!) Lock it up, lock it up! (yeah!) Not your keys, not your crypto! (hey! hey!) Squirrel Master don't ever fold! Not your keys, not your crypto! Lock it up, lock it up! Not your keys, not your crypto! I'm the one who holds! [Outro - Chanted, fading] Not your keys... (not your crypto!) Not your keys... (not your crypto!) Squirrel Master.
