(Verse 1) Pods crash down on Helldive 10, team screaming “oh shit!” Quasar Cannon on my shoulder, hope I don’t blow my own dick Purifier plasma spraying, friendly fire everywhere Autocannon spinning wild, bots and teammates in the air (Pre-Chorus) EATs misfired, Recoilless kicked me in the nuts 500kg bomb just flattened half the squad, oops (Chorus) Helldivers! Dive for Super Earth, yeah right! Quasar, Railgun, Purifier set the whole team alight! Autocannon shreds the bots… and Steve, what a sight Team dying on Helldive 10, still yelling “liberty’s bright!” (Verse 2) Hulks stomping, lasers cooking, everyone’s on fire Quasar misses, hits the ground, now we’re all in the pyre Factory striders laughing, Recoilless hits a tree Spear locks on a gunship… then blows up me (Pre-Chorus) Rocket sentries shooting backwards, AMR in the dirt Thermite sticks glued to my boot, now my leg’s a firework (Chorus) Helldivers! Dive for Super Earth, yeah right! Quasar, Railgun, Purifier set the whole team alight! Autocannon shreds the bots… and Steve, what a sight Team dying on Helldive 10, still yelling “liberty’s bright!” (Bridge) 500kg on the tower… and the whole damn squad Shield pack popped, supply pack dropped, now we’re all in mud Best loadout for the bots? Yeah, we brought the wrong shit Helldive 10 is comedy gold, we’re all full of it (Guitar Solo – chaotic riff) (Verse 3) Berserkers charging, Laser Cannon mowing our own feet Fabricators spawning more, we just can’t take the heat Team calls stratagems in panic, “reinforce us please!” Super Earth just laughs and says “git gud on your knees” (Final Chorus) Helldivers! Dive for Super Earth, what a joke! Quasar, Railgun, everything just made us all go broke Autocannon, thermite, 500kg smoke On Helldive 10 we die again… but hey, at least we choke! (Outro) Quasar… Railgun… oops… For freedom… we die…
