Leaf Me Alone 🍃

[Intro]: In a garden too perfect… a wardrobe too light… and a serpent with waaay too much free time… The breeze picks up. Leaves rustle like trouble’s already here. [Verse 1 – Male Voice – Rap, Playful Bounce]: Woke up fresh, leaf barely hangin’ on, Feelin’ like a king but my coverage gone! Struttin’ past the river with a confident glance, Then came the breeze - leaf ain’t stand a chance! [Spoken – Female Voice]: Honey, your fashion’s one breeze from history! [Male Voice – Rap]: Mirror check - nope, my pride just left, One strong gust and I’m feelin’ bereft! [Hook]: Oh no, it’s a breezy disaster! One leaf left and it’s movin’ faster! Spin, little leaf, hold the line! Cover me quick - this is divine decline! [Verse 2 – Snake Voice – Playful with Long Hissing Sounds]: Liisssten up… this ain’t no ordinary treat, Take one bite, girl, and never face defeat. V-I-P life, fame in one bite, Forget that leaf, sssstep into the light! [Spoken – Female Voice]: Mmm… tastes like trouble with a sprinkle of fame! [Spoken – Male Voice]: Babe! That’s a dangerous investment plan! [Bridge – Female Voice – Auto-Tuned R&B Melody]: Fashion systems crashing down, Leaf couture’s a circus clown. Golden apple glowin’ bright, Snap that selfie, show the light! [Snake Voice – Whispered]: Ssssuperstar status… guaranteed… [Final Chorus]: One gust, two gusts, leaves fly free! Running in circles, can’t nobody see! Fashion gone rogue, garden’s a show, Front page fame, let the breezes blow! [Outro – Spoken – Snake Voice]: Next time… just bring pantssss… Ssssee you on the front page…