A Biglaw Summer (by Johnsmeyer)

You're a biglawyer "A Big Day Today!" Youre going to court To the southern district To beg for an extension "Oh Living the dream!" Your argument is ready Your Allen Edmonds are shined, "Judge Francis awaits! To the Magistrate I go! Can't fuck this up! This is my big day!" But on the subway you see A girl in short shorts She's definitely a teen! High school or college? "Her eyes are so green!" She gets off at Canal. "Should I follow her or not? Judge Francis awaits!" Fuck it. You get off that train And follow her out You take out your phone To take "just one snap" With your camera out You follow her up, Three steps behind That really big butt Popping out of the shorts "I got three good ones!" By the time you get out You're starting to sweat You look at your watch "She's only 5 steps ahead" She gets to the corner Canal and Lafayette She's standing alone Your heart starts pounding That tan young ass Waiting alone! "Approach her or not? I'm a grown man! In my mid thirties She'll think I'm old and dirty. Fuck it. I'll go to plan B." As you approach Your heart starts to beat All you can focus on Is that delicious meat Right on her ass Out of her shorts So you stick out your hand And give it a grab And take off court You take off real fast To Biglaw you go.