【Verse 1】 I read a book with too many symbols Spacetime bends, my neck does too Light goes fast, I miss the station Late again, nothing new They say there’s no absolute “now” Only frames you choose to ride But deep inside my empty stomach There’s a truth I can’t deny 【Pre-Chorus】 Ticking clocks begin to blur When I start to run Equations laugh behind my back While lunch is getting cold 【Chorus】 Time is relative, baby But this onigiri is real Salt and sour, still warm That’s the only thing I feel Speed of light twists my mind Bends the rules inside my head But one bite of ume reality Pulls me back instead 【Verse 2｜Rap】 Yo E equals mc something I forgot the square Too busy fighting spacetime About why I’m still here Mass goes up, time goes thin Velocity makes me dense Explain it to me, professor Why my hunger makes sense Frame to frame, claim to claim Truth depends on where you stand Wrap that theory up in rice Now suddenly I understand Philosophy in seaweed black Metaphysics, bite attack You say nothing beats the light I say nothing beats a snack 【Pre-Chorus 2】 Reference frame, reference pain Different views, same delay Universe expands forever But my lunch break stays the same 【Chorus】 Time is relative, baby Say it loud, say it proud Spacetime curves, ego swells While I’m chewing in the crowd No absolute simultaneity Cool, I get the trick But sour plum cuts through it all With merciless physics 【Bridge｜Rap】 Observer effect, check me out I look at food, it looks back Wave or particle, who cares now It’s gone and that’s a fact General, special, all the same When the wrapper hits the floor You can keep your Nobel Prize I just need one onigiri more 【Last Chorus】 Time is relative, baby But the taste is not Past and future arguing In one convenient spot If the universe has meaning It’s probably absurd Written in rice and salt and plum Not equations, not words 【Outro】 Light runs fast Thoughts run wild Onigiri waits That’s the punchline
