Me Gusta en Cuatro #TUMBAO CHALLENGE

𝙒𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙎𝙪𝙣𝙤 𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚, 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨? 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 #𝙉𝙊𝙃𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙: https://discord.gg/nohome ------------------- No translation for this one I am... Too embarrassed, if you know you know... ------------------- [Intro] So... My friend from VRChat started teaching me Spanish. She is from Colombia. I thought, you know, maybe "Hola" maybe "Gracias"... I guess... Lesson one: [Verse 1] Against my will I started learning Spanish drill Friend said "Repeat after me" I said "Okie, chill..." First word out her mouth was not "Hello" or "Please" It was gonorrea, parce, said it through her teeth Met a fella in the Black Cat, slid in with no rizz Friend goes "Say it back to him, Emicita, just like this" Fuck you, man, gonorrea! (¡Eso!) Now he's typing paragraphs... Qué pena... See ya [Pre-Chorus] She said "Emi, mamacita, you are learning fast..." "... One more phrase and then we dance, hágale, at last" [Chorus] Me gusta en cuatro (¡Ay!) Me gusta así (¡Así!) Tune me like a cuatro Strum me, sí, sí, sí Strings from Puerto Rico Cuatro on the floor No estoy preguntando Me gusta en cuatro... [Verse 2] Lesson two got filthy, way beyond the first Qué chimba means "Amazing", qué chimbo means "The worst" In the middle of Popcorn Palace, screamed "Qué chimba!" through the roof Friend goes "Emi, that's literally pussy..." I went "Oh... well... ooof" Truth or Dare, she dared me "Scream malparido, loud" Whole lobby muted instantly, marica, she was proud "¿Me regala un beso?" she says regalar's "To gift" So you want I gift a kiss? De una, parce, real swift "No dar papaya" means "Don't ever play the fool" But I gave her all of my papaya, that's the golden rule [Pre-Chorus] She said "Emi, you're berraco" that's a badass and a boar "Horny little piggy, sí, that is YOU for sure" (Mhm?!) [Chorus] Me gusta en cuatro (¡Ay!) Me gusta así (¡Así!) Tune me like a cuatro Strum me, sí, sí, sí Strings from Puerto Rico Cuatro on the floor No estoy preguntando Me gusta en cuatro... [Bridge] Two AM, somebody yawns it, barely lifts their head: "Mano, creo que me voy, me está dando sueño"... And I SAW RED ¿VA A JUGAR O QUÉ?! Perro, get back in the queue! Triple hijueputa malparido bot enfermo bot! Triple hijueputa malparido bot enfermo bot! De una, de una, de una, nobody is logging off! Say "Me voy" one more time, perro... I dare you. Sit. Back. Down. [Chorus] Me gusta en cuatro (¡Eso!) Me gusta así (¡Dale!) Tune me like a cuatro Strum me, sí, sí, sí Strings from Puerto Rico Cuatro on the floor No estoy preguntando Me gusta en cuatro!