[Verse 1] Down in hell where the fire stays hot, Doug punched in at the torture lot, Pitchfork pro with a devilish grin, But burnin’ up souls got old real quick. [Pre-Chorus] One slow night in the boiler room, He found a box in the smoky gloom, Dusty record with a scratchy roll— Said “Property of Some Lost Soul.” [Chorus] Now he’s a two steppin’ demon, kickin’ up sparks, Rock & roll thunder in the pit so dark, Beer in his claw, tail swingin’ loose, Hell broke out when he found that groove. From brimstone blues to a backbeat dream, A honky tonk rebel on the fiery scene, Yeah Doug quit work, let the punishment go— Just a two steppin’ demon down below. [Verse 2] He cranked it up and the guitars screamed, Little Richard echoes in the steam, He traded chains for a rhythm and rye, Had condemned souls teach him how to jive. [Pre-Chorus] Six pack stacked by the lake of flame, Forgot half of the sinners’ names, Demons growled, said “This ain’t right— He’s runnin’ a bar on eternal night.” [Chorus] He’s a two steppin’ demon, kickin’ up sparks, Rock & roll thunder in the pit so dark, Beer in his claw, tail swingin’ loose, Hell broke out when he found that groove. From brimstone blues to a backbeat dream, A honky tonk rebel on the fiery scene, Yeah Doug quit work, let the punishment go— Just a two steppin’ demon down below. [Verse 3] Well the foreman snapped and slammed the door, Stormed to the boss on the sulfur floor, Said “Sir, that demon’s outta control, He’s teachin’ the damned rock & roll.” [Pre-Chorus] The Devil sighed with a weary frown, Said “I’ve had it with that clownin’ around, Turn in your horns, boy hit the road— You’re fired from the down below.” [Chorus] He was a two steppin’ demon, kickin’ up sparks, Rock & roll thunder in the pit so dark, Beer in his claw, tail swingin’ loose, Hell broke out when he found that groove. From brimstone blues to a backbeat dream, A honky tonk rebel on the fiery scene, Yeah Doug got canned, had to pack and go— That two steppin’ demon from below. [Bridge] So he climbed on up through the smoke and sin, Hit a roadside bar, heard a fiddle sing, Folks stared hard at the horns and tail, Then they scooted over and passed him an ale. Now he’s dancin’ where the neon glows, Spinnin’ cowgirls, steppin’ on toes, Turns out humans like a rebel soul— Especially one who can rock and roll. [Final Chorus] He’s a two steppin’ demon, kickin’ up dust, Drinkin’ cold beer with the rest of us, Hooves on wood and a devilish smile, Shakin’ up the honky tonk country style. From hellfire pits to a barroom scene, Livin’ proof of a wild regime, Yeah Doug found heaven on a hardwood floor— That two steppin’ demon wants more. [Outro] So if you see red eyes by the jukebox light, Don’t be scared, he just wants to two step all night, Raise your glass, let the good times roll— Doug the demon finally found his soul.
