[verse] It was a second floor apartment, And that's where I found em' Somewhere down round Tuscon Way. So! I layed down beside em, and hoped to invite em' And tell me his secrets that day. [chorus] Mamma, I got to tell ya sorrilyyy But there's a goat boy in that back room And he's been talkin' with Emilyyyy Chattin' about romance sexually There's a goat boy in your back room. [verse] And so I told em' We need to talk about what he sayyy. He weren't all alone, had his piglet on the phone That wouldn't go awayyy. (oink oink!) [chorus] Mamma, I got to tell ya sorrilyyy But there's a goat boy in your back room And he's been talkin' with Emilyyyy Chattin' about romance sexually There's a goat boy in your back room. [verse] Pablo called for pickles The locals got to have their way (pumps pumps) And goat boy heard what they say but head pickle was fickle. And Goat boy stayed that day. [outro]
