Take A F#@%&n' Shower

Male vocals, Vocal fry, trap elements, whistling melody, beatboxing, birdsong, funky bass, repetitive hooks, dj scratching, sampling, late 1990s, upbeat vibe, funny

V3.5

[Verse 1]
It's been 96 hours
3 days, you didn't shower
You're smellin' like Eddie Bauer
Baby, get your ass in the shower
All of us really care about you
But it is gettin' really hard to hang around you
I refuse to babysit you
Against my better judgment I'ma have to hit you with the outside hose

[Chorus]
Dat's just da way dat it goes
If you don't bathe den you gettin' help from the bros
I figured I should let you know
You're gonna pay for it, bro
Dey gon' treat me like a hero
Da reward is the respect dey gave me
Tryin' to get you to be acceptable, bro
It's been three days and tonight it's gotta go

[spoken:] Kick 'em out on sight, it's stankin' in dis bitch.

[bridge]
Admit you musty and gone off da cold juice (Cold juice)
You get comfy, motherfu-, I'm gon' shoot (Gon' shoot)
Bring him a bucket for da sake of da whole group (Whole group)
Resurrect Dre and lay him over Pro Tools
Da gloves off, you already know who (You know who)
Enough talk, it's really time to go through (Go through)
You want help? Help yourself to da soap, fool

[Verse 2]
96 unwashed hours
3 days, not a drop of water
You're smellin' like a dumpster fire
Baby, get your ass in da shower
You've been afraid to take a bath again
I really have to stop & question why I'm your friend

[Chorus]

[Post-Chorus:]
(Yo) Your body's all attractin' various things (How?)
(Yo, uh) Please clean yourself and stop actin' tough (Please)
(Yo) If not, we'll chuck you out, weigh you up (Please)
(Yo) She'll leave you next wit your messy haircut (Please)
(Yo) Your body's all attractin' various things (How?)
(Yo) Please clean yourself and stop actin' tough (Please)
[breakdown]
[spoken:] I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE G! (Shi-!)
Dat's it! Grab 'em! Don't let 'em go! Get da door, get da door! You got 'em!? 
-Eh, don't struggle G! Dis is for your own good! 
Get da hose! 
-Relax, G! Muh' fu' chill, it's jus' water!

2091/7500

♫ [Intro] ♫ [spoken:] Okay, now. Hm? Alright Dey say in life, you know Keep tabs on people, you know? And however way you can You an OG, anyway You gotta let a motherfu- know what's up, huh? Ayy, say, my dude, uh [Verse 1] It's been 96 hours 3 days, you didn't shower You're smellin' like Eddie Bauer Baby, get your ass in the shower All of us really care about you But it is gettin' really hard to hang around you I refuse to babysit you Against my better judgment I'ma have to hit you with the outside hose [Chorus] Dat's just da way dat it goes If you don't bathe den you gettin' help from the bros I figured I should let you know You're gonna pay for it, bro Dey gon' treat me like a hero Da reward is the respect dey gave me Tryin' to get you to be acceptable, bro It's been three days and tonight it's gotta go [spoken:] Kick 'em out on sight, it's stankin' in dis bitch. [bridge] Admit you musty and gone off da cold juice (Cold juice) You get comfy, motherfu-, I'm gon' shoot (Gon' shoot) Bring him a bucket for da sake of da whole group (Whole group) Resurrect Dre and lay him over Pro Tools Da gloves off, you already know who (You know who) Enough talk, it's really time to go through (Go through) You want help? Help yourself to da soap, fool [Verse 2] 96 unwashed hours 3 days, not a drop of water You're smellin' like a dumpster fire Baby, get your ass in da shower You've been afraid to take a bath again I really have to stop & question why I'm your friend [Chorus] [Post-Chorus:] (Yo) Your body's all attractin' various things (How?) (Yo, uh) Please clean yourself and stop actin' tough (Please) (Yo) If not, we'll chuck you out, weigh you up (Please) (Yo) She'll leave you next wit your messy haircut (Please) (Yo) Your body's all attractin' various things (How?) (Yo) Please clean yourself and stop actin' tough (Please) [breakdown] [spoken:] I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE G! (Shi-!) Dat's it! Grab 'em! Don't let 'em go! Get da door, get da door! You got 'em!? -Eh, don't struggle G! Dis is for your own good! Get da hose! -Relax, G! Muh' fu' chill, it's jus' water!

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