[Verse 1] Stoner logic is his best friend Says evolution’s just around the bend Was reincarnated as a mastermind, Tells us all how we’re third-eye blind. Got the direct number to Nirvana’s tip line, Makes a call and now your aura’s sublime! [Prechorus] Tuned toooo the frequencies That only heeeeee sees [Chorus] Surfiiiiiiin’ the astral sky, Chakra wave; altered riptide highs. Heeeeees got third-eyesight, 20-20 would be about right. Eye of an astral guy — Oi! Oi! Eye of an astral guy — Oi! Oi! Bona fide astral guide pride He is our Astral Guide! [Verse 2] Out of his body every other weekend Karma this rich who needs money to spend Knows all the things, more than enough, Where the universe keeps its bestest stuff. He meditates, then he’ll prophesy, Claims he time-traveled even last July! [Prechorus] Tuned toooo the frequencies That only heeeeee sees [Chorus] Surfiiiiiiin’ the astral sky, Chakra wave; altered riptide highs. Heeeeees got third-eyesight, 20-20 would be about right. Eye of an astral guy — Oi! Oi! Eye of an astral guy — Oi! Oi! Bona fide astral guide pride He is our Astral Guide! [Bridge / Breakdown] (Shouted, gang vocals) He’s talkin’ karma, talkin’ fate! Talks so much - it’s getting late Says he’s free, then bums a five, Guess he’s rich in the afterlife! [Final Chorus] Surfiiiiiiin’ the astral sky, Chakra wave; altered riptide highs. Heeeeees got third-eyesight, 20-20 would be about right. Eye of an astral guy — Oi! Oi! Eye of an astral guy — Oi! Oi! Big surprise - we live a lie Get outta here, he’s our Astral Guide! [Outro – shouted] Yeah! Astral guy! Lead us blind! Oi!
