Little Bastard on a Tricycle

Yesterday I was walking down the street On my way to get somethin' to eat Had a hankerin' for the lord's chicken And to read the paper, Friday's edition Scan the classifieds "Whatcha got for sell?" Then here he came like a bat out of hell... I swear I saw the wheels on fire... I swear I saw my life expire... And he just drove on by... Yeah he just drove on by.. A little bastard on a tricycle That little bastard on a tricycle Yeah a little bastard on a tricycle Ran right over my foot Tried to stand up but my leg give out Here came his dad, "What's this all about?" Told him exactly what that little shit done did He refused to believe that it was his kid I well you must be some kinda dumb ass Cuz now I'll prolly end up in a cast Maybe you should pay attention... Maybe he should get detention... And he just walked on by... Yeah he just walked on by... A little bastard on a tricycle That little bastard on a tricycle Yeah a little bastard on a tricycle Ran right over my foot Like a bat outta hell... Like a bat outta hell...