[Intro] Hello out there Can you hear me On the receiving end I'm on the transmitting end My name is Thomas Edison And I'm here to tell you about the future [Chorus] Microphones and computers Talking to each other Through serial ports This has been happening for some time And is continuing to happen And it's a very exciting thing [Spoken Word] (“For instance. For instance! FOR EXAMPLE!”) [Verse] Here is an incredible adventure story about Singling dingle samshu boos in your mouth While humping the leg of a chair and Barking like a wild dog Singing banana tunes in the moonlight with love [Chorus] Wild dog Wild dog Wild dog [Spoken Word] (“Here’s another one ..”) [Verse] Once upon a time Not long ago There was a smart man in Sweden With some fancy shoes On the bus All the women swoon As he holds a pooch knuckle in his mouth And moves it around with his tongue [Chorus] Grr-woof bark Gah Boo bah woof bark-grr Goo gah Gah bah bark ah Boo bah grr woof ah Goo gah Gah bark bark bark bark woof grr bark bark [Spoken Word] (“There’s this one too ..”) [Verse] There's a hell of a fella named Sweedler Tooth Muggy Book And he prangs on a fence made of cheese By his brother Hoagie Doob who smarts wars For pineapple cheese biscuits [Chorus] (The brave ones fight wars The young ones start wars The smart ones stop wars) [Spoken Word] (“And then there was this time ..”) [Verse] I was down in Georgia Smugglin' my bucket In the Huddle House [Verse] And a plaster doll Made of boons Told me not to go in there [Chorus] But I'm gonna go in there I'm gonna go in there I'm gonna go in there (Anyway ..) [Bridge] Caw caw On the ledge of the cliff That points out over the bog The bog With the zeugma of cows That they milk every night The milk goes to the ship morgue In the forest at night Caw caw bah They milk them every night The bog With the zeugma of cows That they milk every night The milk goes to the ship morgue In the forest at night Caw caw bah They milk them every night [Chorus] (Flap Flap Flap Flap) [Spoken Word] (“I’m falling now, here I go ..”) [Verse] Smacking magazines Flea bah Squalor Choo-choo trolley tracker Baguette [Poem] Took the escalator Up to the roof And I lost my ticket For a second Too It's a long-term adventure When I say ("long-term") If I could describe it In a single word [Outro] Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
