[Verse 1] Tray in one hand Milk about to fall You’re waving both arms Like you’re catching a foul We claim the corner Sticky from last week’s jam You trade your carrots For my mystery ham (hey!) [Chorus] Cafeteria kings and queens Crumbs all over our big ideas Laughing so hard that the lunch aide stares This is gourmet to me Best table I’ve ever seen Pizza Drama And bad smoothies If the food’s a joke At least my friends are free (oh yeah) [Verse 2] You got ketchup On your brand-new shoes You say it’s fashion I say “very brave of you” We start a rumor ’Bout the green Jell-O glow If it crawls off the plate Please let the principal know (whoa) [Chorus] Cafeteria kings and queens Crumbs all over our big ideas Laughing so hard that the lunch aide stares This is gourmet to me Best table I’ve ever seen Pizza Drama And bad smoothies If the food’s a joke At least my friends are free [Bridge] They’ll clear the trays Ring that bell But we’re still mid-story About how you fell On that banana peel In slow Slow motion (so slow) Our sides still hurt From the explosion of commotion [Chorus] Cafeteria kings and queens Crumbs all over our big ideas Laughing so hard that the lunch aide stares This is gourmet to me Best table I’ve ever seen Save a seat in my memories If the food’s a joke You’re still the snack to me (hey!)
