Chorus: Captain Chaos, that's the name A clumsy hero, full of fame Floating cars and stuck to the ceiling Peculiar Heights is always reeling But he's got heart, that's plain to see A hero in his own degree Verse 1: Frank the man, a normal dude Til a mirror maze, his luck imbued With powers strange, he didn't ask Flying cars and sticky task But the town embraced his crazy plight Cheered him on with all their might Verse 2: From floating cats to office flair He's always causing quite a scare But laughter fills the air each day As Frank finds new and wacky way To entertain the folks around With every accidental sound Bridge: They call him Captain, Chaos King A legend born from a silly thing He's brought the town together tight With unexpected, pure delight So let's raise a glass to Frank, you see The hero of Peculiarity Chorus: Captain Chaos, that's the name A clumsy hero, full of fame Floating cars and stuck to the ceiling Peculiar Heights is always reeling But he's got heart, that's plain to see A hero in his own degree
