Are you dumb? (YES!) SO ARE WE! [Chorus] DEADLY UNDEFEATABLE MERCENARIES! DEADLY UNDEFEATABLE MERCENARIES! [Pre-Verse] Coming to a town near you! Might as well know the crew! [Verse 1] This is Deborah! Rainbow Deborah! The smartest merc in the band! This is Deborah! Rainbow Deborah! The server is at her command. She is our pyrotechnic queen! Sells gunpowder by the stack. If you have more than two chickens... You'd better watch your back! (BOOM!) [Chorus] DEADLY UNDEFEATABLE MERCENARIES! DEADLY UNDEFEATABLE MERCENARIES! [Pre-Verse] Coming to a town near you! Might as well know the crew! [Verse 2] This is Zoz! Zozael! His skin’s like obsidian but it’s not! This is Zoz! Zozael! Straight from a land that time forgot. He sees you when you’re sleeping! But you may not awake... SHIT! He took my eyes again! C’mon give me a break!!! (MY EYES!) [Chorus] DEADLY UNDEFEATABLE MERCENARIES! DEADLY UNDEFEATABLE MERCENARIES! [Pre-Verse] Coming to a town near you! Might as well know the crew! [Verse 3] This is Tracer! You know Tracer! The most active of our bunch! This is Tracer! You know Tracer! She sure can pack a punch! Her singing sword makes quick work Of Dergons in the sky. How else do you think our clan Tops the leaderboard so high?! (NO LIFE!) [Chorus] DEADLY UNDEFEATABLE MERCENARIES! DEADLY. UNDEFEATABLE. MERCENARIES! Coming to a town near you! Now you know the crew! We are the...! DEADLY. UNDEFEATABLE. MERCENARIES! DEADLY. UNDEFEATABLE. MERCENARIES! We’re DUM!
