[Intro] [Rowdy] You know what I'm looking forward to? [Crosswire] The tractor pull? [Rowdy] The tractor pull. [Crosswire] Three-day weekend. [Rowdy] Finally. [Crosswire] No work Friday. No work Saturday. No work Sunday. [Rowdy] I know how weekends work. [Music] [Verse 1] Thursday morning, One more day, Then we're finally on our way. Got the tickets, Got the gear, Been waiting for this all year. [Manager] Rowdy. Crosswire. [Rowdy] Yeah? [Manager] You two still going to the tractor pull? [Rowdy] That's the plan. [Manager] Good. I've got a delivery going that way. [Crosswire] What's going? [Manager] A tractor. [Beat] [Rowdy] A tractor? [Manager] To the tractor pull. [Crosswire] That's convenient. [Rowdy] Suspiciously convenient. [Verse 2] [Manager] It's been sitting for a while. Needs a pre-trip before it goes. [Rowdy] Who's doing the inspection? [Manager] Our mechanic normally would. [Crosswire] Normally? [Manager] He's on vacation. [Beat] [Rowdy] Oh. [Crosswire] That's less convenient. [Manager] It's already been serviced. We just need somebody to check it. [Rowdy] Tires? [Manager] Check. [Crosswire] Lights? [Manager] Check. [Rowdy] Fluids? [Manager] Check. [Crosswire] Brakes? [Manager] Check. [Rowdy] Start it? [Manager] Check. [Crosswire] You need a driver. [Manager] Exactly. [Beat] [Crosswire] Why are you looking at us? [Manager] Because you both have CDLs. [Rowdy] Wait. [Crosswire] You found those? [Manager] They're in your employee records. [Rowdy] We never told anybody. [Manager] You didn't have to. [Crosswire] So you were looking through records for drivers? [Manager] We're looking for qualified people. [Rowdy] And you found us. [Manager] We found you. [Crosswire] That's unsettling. [Manager] It's useful. [Rowdy] I don't know if I like this. [Manager] You'll like the company fuel. [Beat] [Rowdy] I'm listening. [Chorus] Somebody rented a tractor, And somebody's gotta move it. The mechanic's on vacation, So somebody's gotta prove it. Check the tires, Check the lights, Make sure everything looks right. Start it up, Sign the paper, Then we'll hit the road. Somebody rented a tractor, And apparently we're the crew. [Crosswire] How did we get involved? [Manager] You're already going there. [Rowdy] That's true. [Manager] Company truck. Company fuel. Paid trip. [Crosswire] Okay. [Rowdy] This isn't sounding so bad. [Crosswire] Don't say that. [Verse 3] [Rowdy] So where's the tractor? [Manager] Out back. [Crosswire] The rental? [Manager] The rental. [Rowdy] Somebody rented a tractor? [Manager] Apparently. [Crosswire] For how long? [Manager] Three days. [Beat] [Crosswire] That's a long rental. [Manager] People rent tractors. [Rowdy] I suppose they do. [Crosswire] We rented a tractor. [Beat] [Rowdy] What? [Crosswire] Nothing. [Rowdy] No, you said something. [Crosswire] I said we rented a tractor. [Rowdy] We did. [Crosswire] For three days. [Rowdy] For the tractor pull. [Crosswire] Yes. [Long pause] [Rowdy] Where did management say this tractor was going? [Crosswire] The tractor pull. [Rowdy] Oh. [Crosswire] Yeah. [Rowdy] That's interesting. [Crosswire] It's getting interesting. [Manager] You two coming? [Rowdy] Yeah. [Crosswire] We're coming. [Verse 4] [Tractor engine cranks] [Rowdy] Sounds good. [Crosswire] Tires look good. [Rowdy] Lights? [Crosswire] Good. [Rowdy] Fluids? [Crosswire] Good. [Rowdy] Brakes? [Crosswire] Good. [Rowdy] Start it again. [Crosswire] Why? [Rowdy] I like the sound. [Crosswire] We're delivering it. [Rowdy] I know. [Crosswire] To the tractor pull. [Rowdy] I know. [Beat] [Crosswire] This is going to be an easy trip. [Rowdy] See? [Crosswire] Don't. [Bridge] [Chains rattling] [Rowdy] Straps? [Crosswire] Tight. [Rowdy] Chains? [Crosswire] Secure. [Rowdy] Trailer? [Crosswire] Locked. [Rowdy] Paperwork? [Crosswire] Signed. [Rowdy] Ready to go. [Crosswire] Company truck. [Rowdy] Company fuel. [Crosswire] Paid trip. [Rowdy] And we're already going there. [Crosswire] It's almost too easy. [Rowdy] Don't say that. [Crosswire] You said it first. [Final Chorus] Somebody rented a tractor, And now we're taking it away. We've checked the tires, Checked the lights, And everything looks okay. Somebody rented a tractor, And we've got a place to be. The mechanic's on vacation, So today it's you and me. We've got the paperwork, We've got the straps, We've got the trailer hooked up. The customer wants it At the tractor pull, So we're taking it on up. [Truck doors slam] [Engine starts] [Rowdy] Three-day weekend starts now. [Crosswire] After we drop this thing off. [Rowdy] Right. [Crosswire] Then we're done. [Rowdy] Then we're done. [Truck pulls away] [Rowdy] You know what I'm looking forward to? [Crosswire] Don't say it. [Rowdy] The tractor pull. [Crosswire] I knew you were going to say that. [Truck engine fades] [End]
