[Verse 1] I used to hate facial hair... But then... It grew on me. I wondered why The baseball looked so big... Then it hit me. --- [Pre-Chorus] You can roll your eyes. You can shake your head. But deep down... You know I'm right --- [Chorus] Hi Hungry... I'm Dad! That's who I've always been. I only know twenty-five letters... I don't know Y. These jokes are older than I am, But I'll tell 'em once again. --- [Verse 2] I bought some shoes From a drug store. I don't know what they were laced with... But I've been tripping ever since. I told my wife She should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug. --- [Pre-Chorus] Don't roll your eyes... Don't walk away... You know... You smiled a little. --- [Chorus] Hi Hungry... I'm Dad! I've waited all day for that. I would tell another joke About construction... But I'm still working on it. --- [Bridge] I used to be addicted... To the hokey pokey. ... But I turned myself around. [Guitar Solo] --- [Final Chorus] Hi Hungry... I'm Dad! The legend never dies. Did you hear About the guy Who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint. One more joke... Before I go... I ordered chicken and an egg online. ... I'll let you know. [End]