An overly short folktale Once upon a time, there lived an old man and an old woman, but eventually, they died. Not a happy ending at all. An overly sharp mystery novel "You're the culprit!" "...But I haven't killed anyone yet." An overly silly funny story "Please. Laugh." An overly terrifying ghost story "You are already dead." An even sharper mystery novel "The culprit is God!" An even shorter folktale Once upon a time... Oh, I've forgotten it. What nonsense.
