
Thou Hast Never Called Me by My Name v2 (Remastered)
[Intro] (lute solo, fast driving rhythm) [Verse 1] Faith, 'twas all I could do to stay my weeping; Oft it seemed a vanity to tarry here. Yet thou need'st not call me "sweetheart," nor "beloved," For thou hast never once spoke my Christian name. [Verse 2] Thou need'st not call me Willie Shakespeare, [gravelly voice] Nor must thou call me Thomas Kyd, [high tenor] And thou need'st not call me Ben Jonson henceforth, [booming baritone] Though thou hast stirred my choler and my pride. [Chorus] [Group vocals, full harmony] And I shall bide as long as thou wilt suffer me, I minded ne'er the pelting of the rain; But thou need'st not call me "sweetheart," nor "beloved" — Thou hast never even spoke my Christian name. [Verse 3] I have beheld my name inscribed within thy ledgers, And seen it chalked on playbills where I've trod; But the only hour I know I'll hear "Kit Marlowe" Is when the Angel sounds the Trump of God. [Chorus] [Group vocals, full harmony] And I shall bide as long as thou wilt suffer me, I minded ne'er the pelting of the rain; But thou need'st not call me "sweetheart," nor "beloved" — Thou hast never even spoke my Christian name. [Spoken Word] (harp underneath, dry baritone spoken delivery) Mark me well: a comrade of mine, one Sir Francis Bacon, penned this very ditty, and he didst swear upon his honour it was the most excellent minstrel's ballad ever writ. I despatched a courier to him bearing a letter, saying: "Nay, 'tis not yet the perfect ballad — for thou hast made no mention of the tempest, nor of noble steeds, nor of dragons, nor of fortified keeps, nor of a royal princess, nor of becoming most foully besotted upon sack and ale." Well — he sat him down, scratched out a final verse, and upon reading it, I perceived he had at last captured the very soul of the minstrel's art. I am bound by honour to perform it for thee now. [Final Verse, sung, lute, harp and lyre kick back in full] I was most monstrously drunk upon the day the Princess fled the keep, And I set forth to fetch her through the rain; But ere I could arrive astride my trusty steed, She was devoured by a most accurséd dragon! [Final Chorus] [Group vocals, full harmony] And I shall bide as long as thou wilt suffer me, I minded ne'er the pelting of the rain; Nay, thou need'st not call me "sweetheart," nor "beloved" — Thou hast never even spoke... I wonder why thou speakest not... Why dost thou never call me by my name? [Outro] (lyre fade, lute solo)

