[Verse] Sunday morning dressed so nice Feeling good yeah looking fine Had my coffee said my prayers But something else was in the air [Verse 2] Sat in the pews feeling strange Stomach rumbling felt a change Choir sang their sweet refrain But all I felt was growing pain [Chorus] Holy oops I pooped my pants At church of all the places man Tried to keep my cool but can't Holy oops I pooped my pants [Verse] Looked around saw friendly faces All my friends in holy places But inside I knew the truth Something messy something uncouth [Bridge] Oh the shame oh the fear Trying hard to disappear But in the end had to stand Tell the world I pooped my pants [Chorus] Holy oops I pooped my pants At church of all the places man Tried to keep my cool but can't Holy oops I pooped my pants
