There aint a simple way to explain it. Just hear me out and videotape it yesterday. I was a single man, but today, I wear on my left hand 18 carats, not fit for a rabbit. I came, I saw then had to have it just one smile my heart it flew words to every love song. It's all I knew buck said boy slow. Your roll girls like her will cost you mo than simple dollars, than simple cents. There's cars, there's houses, where's common sense . I wish I'd listened. I wish I'd thought how all mama had daddy had bought. I wanted to settle myself on down with this hot number I had found what could be better what could go bad. in just one Night, my whole life. I planned. [chorus] I finally had found the one find a church find a preacher say some vows get her, done my mom did cry, my dad did frown when I invited to my wedding, the whole damn town i was standing next to my best man thinking on my wedding night the fun I'll have, now that it's over said and done I sure wish she hadn't been the 1 [verse 2] while watching her walk on down the aisle. Her eyes met mine and then she smiled. But to my surprise her teeth, they fell All up into her white veil , then she tripped and her hair it flew right off Her head landed on a dude, fake teeth, fake hair. And then I knew those double d's they're fake too My best man whispered, " it's time to run," but I'd hired a band with no refund, so I kept on grinning till the preacher said till death. Do you part now say, Amen, [Chorus] i finally had found the one find a church find a preacher say some vows get her, done my mom did cry, my dad did frown when I invited to my wedding, the whole damn town i was standing next to my best man thinking on my wedding night the fun I'll have, now that it's over said and done I sure wish she hadn't been the 1 [bridge] well, an open bar opens up minds still thought my girl was quite a find we dined We danced, we drank till dark with my toothless baldy of my heart, but the next morning Lying in bed, her mouth hung open and still snoring will the next 50 years. Be the same and does she even know her new last name last night i found a few more things on her . that were fake too fake nose, fake tattoo rose fake nails, and what was held up so high are fake as hell. [outro] Don't call me guilty. I'm not insane cause only real thing about her is my last name, but I'll leave some little parting advice don't fall forever in just one night. I think I'm handling it all real well just wish Those double d's weren't fake as hell. [End Song]
