🦌 GOD OF BRAIN FOG🦌 Fuckin’ AGH I’m late again! God damn brain - left them waiting! It’s not my fault, Just this brainfog, Got my legs draggin’ through a bog, Just like a zombie! Maybe I should create a plan, Save me from disappointing all my friends, Driving fast - thank god my car ain’t slow, Too bad - when I get there they are closed. (Happy anniversary though...) It’s another day, yeah, another event, Switch the place yet same disappointment, Showin’ up late, didn’t bring a thing, I might’ve left my date at the gas station. [micro-pause] (Gotta admit... I can’t stop forgetting everything!) God of Brainfog! Dissolve all my thoughts! Keep me consistently wandering, What else have I forgot? Oh, God of Brainfog! Smudging out all my concentration, Keeping me in complete anxiety sensations, In a kingdom of lost keys and forgotten names! Ohhh-oohhh-oh-oh-OH! - God of Brainfog! Stop shittin’ molasses all over my motor functions, Quit siphoning out every ounce of my motivations, Oh, God of Brainfog - Lord of the Glitch, Making me the patron saint of the unfinished sentence! Punching in late, third day this week, But I made it today, didn’t forget a thing, Weird look on her face, when I tell my boss morning, The confusion stays - as she told me last May she fired me... Maybe I should learn better coping skills, Save me from constantly sabotaging myself, Walking fast - embarrassed out of another job, Pride is gone, all that’s left is the God of Brainfog. (God of Brainfog sure has got me by my balls.) Just another day, yeah, another setback, Switch the track yet same termination, Showin’ up late, didn’t bring what I need, I think I might’ve left my badge at the library. [micro-pause] (Gotta admit... I can’t remember a thing!) (Wait... this is getting kinda devastating.) God of Brainfog! Dissolve all my thoughts! Keep me consistently wandering, What else have I forgot? Ohhh-oohhh-oh-oh-OH! - God of Brainfog! Stop shittin’ molasses all over my motor functions, Quit siphoning out every ounce of my motivations, Oh, God of Brainfog - Lord of the Glitch! Late night living - vibing down at the club, Or at least I should be - but I flat out forgot! Man I’m losing friends - zoning outta my life, Existing in this foggy purgatory of mine! Maybe I should learn better coping skills, Save me from constantly sabotaging myself, Moving fast - I’m determined, not gonna fall, Going strong, circumventing that damn God of Brainfog! (This shit’s harder than I thought!) Yet another day, YEAH!, another failed plan, Switch the tactic, yet it’s the same revelations, Showin’ up faded, didn’t bring competency, I might’ve left my brain at home with my green. (Gotta admit... I can’t remember a thing!) (Maybe I should quit smoking so much weed...) [micro-pause] (wait... nah...) Everyday... I can’t remember a thing, I try focusing... that’s when the brainfog rolls in, Nine blunts to my face... is my morning routine, Never changing a thing... all hail the brainfog king! All hail the God of Brainfog! Never fails when it comes to fuckin’ shit up! Keeps me constantly guessing, But a couple hits to my head, And my mind quits its stammering! Oh, God of Brainfog! Turn that threshold effect on! Keeping me submerged in autopilot complacency! Oh, oh - the phantom king of memory! Ohhh-oohhh-oh-oh-WHOA! - God of Brainfog! Short circuiting every single relation! The eternal abyss of “what was I saying?” Ignorance is bliss - sinkin’ in mental quicksand, Might as well sit back and relax, Smoke some weed and then forget! The God of Brainfog... The God of Brainfog... The God of Brainfog... (...what were we talking about?...)
