Dad Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? Carrot I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went And then it dawned on me My boss told me to have a good day So I went home I would avoid the sushi if I were you It's a little fishy Dad jokes Let's get 'em out of the way Come on Let's get 'em out of the way Dad jokes What's the best part about Switzerland? I don't know But the flag is a big plus I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia She whispered "They're right behind you" I went to see my doctor and he told me I'm going deaf That was hard to hear And a slice of apple pie is two dollars and fifty cents in Jamaica It's three dollars in the Bahamas These are the pie rates of the Caribbean Dad jokes Come on Come on Let's get 'em out of the way Dad jokes