when you leave the land of couch and step beyond its comfy reach auuuuaaahhhhhh a touch of grass, such a foreign feel no discord pings to distract no annoying notifications time to stop procrastination (pleahsje, oh pleashje let me get somethin doneua?) oh, outside world so bright what do I do? there are no memes no shorts to scroll no tweets to view (and nieo fun at ollhl!) but how do I do anything without the nine displays and the one to rule them all? (there's nothing here!) oh mahahajcrosoft sam, give me your wisdom!
