[Verse 1] Kick in the door, everybody freeze! Three armed bastards and nowhere to squeeze! Brawler up front, rogue in the back, Five cards down—time to attack! Shove one forward, spin around, Counter his buddy and knock him down! One little room, six angry faces— Everybody fighting over TWO FUCKING SPACES! [Chorus] Playin' knights in tight spaces! It's like X-COM but with maces! Drawing blades and smashing faces! Counter-throw and changing places! It sounds a little nasty But I promise you it's not, But if you ask me, The Brawler's kinda hot! [Verse 2] Perfect hand—then I fucked it up, Moved the wrong knight, now we're shit outta luck! Wait—I can shove this guy! He hits that guy! That guy will die! HOLY SHIT, I PLANNED EVERYTHING! [Chorus] Playin' knights in tight spaces! It's like X-COM but with maces! Drawing blades and smashing faces! Counter-throw and changing places! It sounds a little nasty But I promise you it's not, But if you ask me, The Brawler's kinda hot! [Verse 3] I should be getting PAID To promote this damn game! I tell everybody, "You gotta play this thing!" Hundreds of hours? Yeah, maybe a lot— DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME! ...It's the best game I've got! [Breakdown] DRAW! MOVE! KICK! SHOVE! COUNTER! THROW! WHERE THE FUCK CAN ANYBODY GO?! One square! Two square! Back against the wall! You don't need a battlefield WHEN THE ROOM'S THIS FUCKING SMALL! [Final Chorus] PLAYIN' KNIGHTS IN TIGHT SPACES! IT'S LIKE X-COM BUT WITH MACES! DRAWING BLADES AND SMASHING FACES! COUNTER-THROW AND CHANGING PLACES! It sounds a little nasty But I PROMISE YOU IT'S NOT! I've played hundreds of fucking hours— DON'T JUDGE ME! It's the best game i've got
