[Verse] One day my baby said the oak's gotta fall I grabbed my trusty chainsaw Ready to brawl Little did I know It'd be my final stride First cut at the tree Second cut at my pride [Verse 2] Blood poured like a river Staining the ground Crimson hue eclipsed by a deafening sound No more walks in the park No more playful games My wounded leg a reminder of my own shame [Chorus] Chainsaw serenade A symphony of pain A foolish act of lumberjackin' My bane Lost my mobility But found a lesson deep Next time my wife speaks I'll just grab a broom to sweep [Chorus] Chainsaw serenade A symphony of pain A foolish act of lumberjackin' My bane Lost my mobility But found a lesson deep Next time my wife speaks I'll just grab a broom to sweep
